Imagine

ya-ssui:

To make training much more fun, they have these silly little contests and the winner gets to scribble stuff on the loser’s face. With a permanent marker. 

"Book 4 will be coming out on October 3rd" but still I’m here after the third season like

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know in that Australia it’s five times more likely a you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather then looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

kldzbop:

officialnasa:

kldzbop:

how many star in the sky

Like 7 star

good job nasa keep up the good work

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

nintendofanftw:

avatarlegends:

kryptonavatar:

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This is quite possibly the greatest thing that has ever popped up on our dash. 

Incredible

atripinsideaseperatemind:

When you see someone wearing a shirt of your favorite band

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llamatalia:

chrisroarshack:

justmargaret:

ruf1oh-n1tram:

lascocks:

Throw me over your shoulder and carry me off to Valhalla you viking goddess.

For anyone who doesn’t know: The name of this adorable ‘viking goddess’ is Samantha Wright

Yes, she might be showing up in the 2016 olympics.

And yes, she is always this cute.

Samantha Wright is an adorable combination of the Hulk and Tinkerbell.

The only post I routinely reblog

She know she cute

burst-command-till-leather:



I have such a crush on this girl.

dylanfuller:

this scene fucked me up because he really didn’t care about being rich and powerful. he just wanted to fuck the world in the ass

phazon-vuitton:

nigerian-aphrodisiac:

shantrinas:

panarriqueno:

sizvideos:

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Yea I feel the same everytime I put hispanic on the application. I wonder if I put black and white will I get the job. 

i doubt youd get it if you put black. 

we go through the same discrimination 

Black..Female..and my name is Venus. No Chance.

It sad that an x in a box can mess with an opportunity

titanteddy:

hypnotiqradiance:

ruinedchildhood

Raven was the original Nicki Minaj.

It’s like she saw the future or something

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prussian-lullaby:

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

The biggest, blackest cock

rainbowrites:

spacethefinalfuck:

he saw his chance and he took it

DISABLED PEOPLE COSPLAYING DISABLED CHARACTERS
SO HAPPY

rainbowrites:

spacethefinalfuck:

he saw his chance and he took it

DISABLED PEOPLE COSPLAYING DISABLED CHARACTERS

SO HAPPY